I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day.
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed
Then I go to see John .
Then Charlie Horse comes along, & when he is here,
he takes a lot of my time & attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day.
He doesn 't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed With Ben Gay.
What a life! Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer
and thinking of calling JACK DANIELS or JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company.
now remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper...the closer it gets to the end,
the faster it goes...so have fun, think 'good thoughts' only,
learn to laugh at yourself, and
'Count your blessings!!!!!!!
2 comments:
Haha! At least we won't freak about those guys visiting with you, lol.
That is super funny! I love Maxine! I think she is a riot, and I love her sarcastic tude!
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