Friday, May 30, 2008

New Boyfriends

I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day.

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed

Then I go to see John .

Then Charlie Horse comes along, & when he is here,

he takes a lot of my time & attention.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day.

He doesn 't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed With Ben Gay.

What a life! Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer

and thinking of calling JACK DANIELS or JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company.

now remember:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper...the closer it gets to the end,

the faster it have fun, think 'good thoughts' only,

learn to laugh at yourself, and

'Count your blessings!!!!!!!


Qtpies7 said...

Haha! At least we won't freak about those guys visiting with you, lol.

Sarah said...

That is super funny! I love Maxine! I think she is a riot, and I love her sarcastic tude!