Friday, May 30, 2008

New Boyfriends



I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day.

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed



Then I go to see John .




Then Charlie Horse comes along, & when he is here,

he takes a lot of my time & attention.



When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day.



He doesn 't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed With Ben Gay.

What a life! Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer

and thinking of calling JACK DANIELS or JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company.

now remember:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper...the closer it gets to the end,

the faster it goes...so have fun, think 'good thoughts' only,

learn to laugh at yourself, and

'Count your blessings!!!!!!!

2 comments:

Qtpies7 said...

Haha! At least we won't freak about those guys visiting with you, lol.

Sarah said...

That is super funny! I love Maxine! I think she is a riot, and I love her sarcastic tude!