Thursday Thirteen #2 Knock-knock jokes

Thirteen Things about PaulineMy Favorite Knock-Knock Jokes 1. This is first knock-knock joke I remember hearing – my mother told it to me about 45 years ago: Knock-Knock Who’s There? Madam Madam Who? Madam shoelace is stuck in the door. 2. This is also one from my childhood. Knock-knock Who’s there? Little Old Lady Little Old Lady Who? I didn’t know you could yodel. 3. Knock-knock Who’s there? Guss Guss who? No, you guss who! 4. Knock-knock Who’s there? Alex Alex who? Alex the questions around here! 5. Knock-knock Who’s there? Repeat Repeat who? Who, who! 6. This is one my granddaughter can never get right She always says Canoe, can you Knock-knock Who’s there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoe come out and play? 7. Knock-knock Who’s there? I am I am who? Don’t you know who you are? 8. Knock-knock Who’s there? Howard Howard who? Howard you like to stand out here while someone keeps saying who’s there? 9. Knock-knock Who’s there? Doris Doris who? Doris locked, I’m climbing through the window 10. Here’s another favorite I like to tell my grandchildren Knock-knock Who’s there? Leaf Leaf who? Leaf me alone! 11. Knock-knock Who’s there? Norma Lee Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I use the door bell, but it’s broken 12. Knock-knock Who’s there? Dishwasha Dishwasha who? Dishwasha da way I talked before I got my new teeth. 13. And finally Knock-knock Who’s there? Police Police who? Police stop telling stupid knock-knock jokes.

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