Friday, May 4, 2007

Thursday Thirteen #2 Knock-knock jokes


Thirteen Things about Pauline
My Favorite Knock-Knock Jokes


1. This is first knock-knock joke I remember hearing – my mother told it to me about 45 years ago:
Knock-Knock
Who’s There?
Madam
Madam Who?
Madam shoelace is stuck in the door.
2. This is also one from my childhood.
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Little Old Lady
Little Old Lady Who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
3. Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Guss
Guss who?
No, you guss who!
4. Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Alex
Alex who?
Alex the questions around here!
5. Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Repeat
Repeat who?
Who, who!
6. This is one my granddaughter can never get right She always says Canoe, can you
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play?
7. Knock-knock
Who’s there?
I am
I am who?
Don’t you know who you are?
8. Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like to stand out here while someone keeps saying who’s there?
9. Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked, I’m climbing through the window
10. Here’s another favorite I like to tell my grandchildren
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
11. Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Norma Lee
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I use the door bell, but it’s broken
12. Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Dishwasha
Dishwasha who?
Dishwasha da way I talked before I got my new teeth.
13. And finally
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Police
Police who?
Police stop telling stupid knock-knock jokes.







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7 comments:

Julia said...

I enjoy all the knock knock jokes you got here. The jokes are funny and cute. Thanks for sharing it.

Thanks for visiting my blog!

Dana said...

Cute T13! Oh, and better late than never!

Lady G~ said...

Great list! I have to tell you that I've never heard of some of them. My Warrior is going to get a kick out of them.

Thanks for paying me a visit. Oh, and your daughter has some pretty awesome names picked out...

yofed said...

Neat! I know very few knock knock jokes, so now I have a few more to teach my little ones! :)

Babystepper said...

Great jokes!

You should see the knock-knock joke sketch by Barats and Bereta. Just go to baratsandbereta.com and watch the video called "Completely Uncalled For"

JAM said...

Wow, I thought I had heard every knock knock joke in existence, but I hadn't heard most of these. Cool.

My all-time favorite:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Goliath
Goliath who?
Goliath down, you look tired.

Jenny said...

LOL those are cute.